Thursday, August 4, 2011

The Ballad of the Delton SWI 2011

Underpaid and overworked,

But still I do my best.

It’s summertime, and here I am.

This teacher needs some rest!


The first day’s great we need a break

from fun and sleeping in.

The second day is harder though

because we miss our sin.


Rick Snyder is our governor

He is a big Nazi

If he would just get out of there

We would have some money


His sister belongs to my gym

People are quite mean

But she is really a democrat

Working behind the scenes


Hitler reincarnated

He calls himself a nerd

He cuts our education fund

The man sure is a turd


He says he has the answers for

All the public schools

His own kids go to private ones

The hypocrite’s a fool


The governor’s a liar and

He steals from MESSA’s pool

Has no mercy from teachers ‘cuz

His kids go to private school!


Rick Snyder is our governor

He treats our teachers “well”

20% insurance costs

Tell him to go to hell


Hiding out on Mackinaw

Where he can’t hear our shouts

Nerdy wimpy governor

We’re gonna kick you out!


The state demands we do the MEAP

But changes in midstream

How can they do this to our kids?

Please wake me from this dream


Summers here. We need a break.

To clear our minds from stress

Just pass the wine and call the shrink

Please free us from this mess


Underpaid and overworked,

But still I do my best.

It’s summertime, and here I am.

This teacher needs some rest!

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